New thread: i died and came back to life (Read 180 times)

[carpet]

when I lasted posted on the touhou developer forums i was sitting at my computer before suddenly there was a change. I know because i tried to post on the lunatic fan forums and every time i tried to post on the developer forums i could not make a post or even contact Super Elevator. I realized my first thought that i had was the discovery that i was likely dead. but it was is was is was is okay because Aeon did tell me about the afterlife and how to navigate the new environment i was. Now in. Aeon told me that lazulum told him that in order to escape the afterlife a moderator of the forum has to tell the admin of the forum to tell me how to escape the afterlife. I figured out that in order to escape the afterlife i would need to construct machinery, somewhat like cars, trains, elevators, or even a motor-bike. There is no way to escape the afterlife. I was revived shortly due to modern medicine. After escaping the afterlife I realized I would need to post on the forum so that everyone knew where i’ve been. I am very berry excited to be posting again because I have not posted since ~2008 during the economic crisis which was a very bad time. I’m very glad I did not have Internet access during that time because I did not want to hear the news at all. While I was in the afterlife Spongeletator kept attempting to contact me because he said that without me he is unable to continue the development of touhou road runners 5. He sent me 87 maybe 88 or 89 messages but I was unable to respond because responding to private dm messages was something I could not do from the afterlife. But now i am alive again and that is why I am thankful to Jesus and his friend Aeon for giving me directions to kill myself.



A lot of modern media has been released since I have been gone including a new touhou game released 314 days ago. Since I came back to life I have played the newest touhou game. Here is my review of the newest touhou game:



9 stars



If you have any questions about the game, feel free to contact me: (https://lunaticred.proboards.com/user). The game took me a very long time to create so I hope everyone enjoyed it. I named it 100th black market because of the stock market crash in 2008, which I have experienced 100 times.

[vance08]

Truly an epic tale. Welcome back

[spongelevator]

sorry for missing your 101th reincarnation carpet I had to get your brother, lithosphere, to pull some strings with The Core of Molten Fire to get you out of there
we gotta finish touhou road runners 5 real quick since he made a deal with Jesus that if he let you out we'd be on that shit so he can play it before they nail him up again

[lazulum]

Wow, I missed your return it seems. Hopefully there will be another sometime, mate.