EXPOSING new member Cirno (Read 249 times)

[carpet]

since visiting the lunatic forum, i've come across many many many people but none of them have made me feel as angry as Cirno does in how they come across most of the time in their posts, messages, advertisements, threads, and speaking. as usual i know something that you dont. Cirno from touhou (on this forum, you can visit it but its hard to find, based around the color red) has secrets that i would know, most of the time i tend to know things that are invisible to see by other members of the forum.

first secret:
Cirno has visited the touhou forum before even though you might think they might think they are new to the forum.  . that is a fake smile because i know whats actually happening. Cirno has been here a lot of the time before only they went by a different name and that is lazulum. lazulum has tried to trick us before, scheming about things like politics, friends, answers, dms, and threads. i always thought of lazulum as my closest friend (besides spogonelveor) but i think he mostly betrayed us here. lazulum is a smart guy but not smarter than me. 

second secret:
i think that Cirno maybe caused something like the mass population decline in place called Xiangtan (city), happened in 2003 and most people think that it was a mix of issues like economy, tax, food buying, disease, population, and population decline. i don't think so, i am pretty Cirno did something for sure, government controls everything but Cirno has control there, and some people know about this but most people dont. population went from almost five million to 2 million in one year, maybe 2 years, not sure. i am Carpet,

LAST secret:
i have seen Cirno create accounts on youtube, and has been banned before. not sure why but i have proof, i dont know if Cirno knows i have seen this secret but i KNOW that they need to be avoided and are definitely not as good as lazulum, carpet, aeon, or spongebob. 


fourth secret:
Cirno thinks, among many things, the worst thing i know they think is that touhou isn't actually good/enjoyable/fun. they have, White, Black, and disliked th10 Mountain of Faith, and most of the others. they dislike reimu, marisa, tenshi, yukari, reisen, suako, elly, rumia, remilia, flandre, and louise, izunamaru, clownpiece, sukuna, etc. they are faking liking touhou for, i dont know really, probably to talk to sopglevator. 

this is scary, i dont want Cirno to die only to LEAVE, i like to make friends on fridays cirnowithablunt now you know that Cirno lies about their identity to BE A VILLAIN.

- Carpet

[spongelevator]

A cold youkai with a hot head and a blazing passion for trouble...
sounds perfectly fit with another person who's been here before.

carpet, I think you've got the wrong man.
the original poster of the revival thread, mokou, is the one who fits the bill.
mokou has been alive for hundreds of years, meaning she is the only one who could have been the cause of the Xiangtan swine flu and concurrent revolution.
in only a year, the population was drastically reduced as you say. but, for so many people to simply turn to ashes, could an ice fairy really be responsible for this? the phoenix who rose from the ashes is the only one who could have reverted so many to dust.

cirno has been banned before, specifically from the local school for stealing a large amount of glue for unknown purposes. you are correct about this, but it could be coincidental.
I appreciate your analysis, Carpet (you), I really do, and I can tell you have a passion for justice, but let's make sure we aren't making any rash decisions here. we need to find the true identity of this fiendish one, for justice,

for tenshi,


for suako,


for louise.

Do not fear, my soft-floored friend, we will get through this together. I, spongebob, will not let this mystery go unsolved; you can rest easy tonight.

[spongelevator]

it's time 








(other thread says 2021 this is close enough)

[Aeon]

CIRNO SAYS: VERY TIRED. WILL POST TOMORROW (TRUE SECRET CIRNO DAY)