Favorite Themes (Read 1,598 times)

[spongelevator]

eh the moon would affect youkai maybe probably (I don't remember anymore it's been like 8 months since I read any of the stuff and I forgot 2/3 of it by now) but humans have zero reason to care outside of the endless night the protagonists so rudely set up because most of them are in the village and the ones that aren't are what we like to call stoopid
the moon is just fake and though I don't know its affects on youkai I would guess unless it's something particularly major that this is pretty much equal to scarlet mist which blocks the sun and would make like
corn not grow and cause vitamin D deficiencies in the children or something
and also allow a few vampires to go out which is of some mild danger because despite their danger levels there isn't a whole lot that they can actually mess up
out of the games I know the plot of none of them are particularly dangerous or bad but they are asspains so eh I dunno really

yeah concealed the conclusion is dumb and stupid and poop and smells funny and none of the cool kids play it
I don't know this imperfect metamorphosis but I do know THE metamorphosis (perfect)


(catches king of the pond)
this... is my normal, my nature...

walking backwards is honestly fine I think the only particular issue with it is getting pushed into a corner when someone is spamming down down x or something at you and not being able to do anything but wait because there's no time limit and BAM I found the soku flaw guys I found it soku is OVER
really though time limits (and time in general) are the ender of fun, destroyer of companionship, ruiner of diplomacy
if you have only ninety seconds to live, you cannot form a truce by realizing you and your opponent aren't so different after all!

yukari is dead because she sucks
mima died again because she sucks
okina isn't real
toho is not real and we are all living a dream that we will eventually wake from
a fantasy within a fantasy
a real toe hoe....

I waited another month for CDS and I scrolled through it and nothing happened
translation came out and "WHAT!!! MOKOU WAS HERE TOO?????"
dropped it after like three pages
in another three years when something finally happens if mima shows up or whoever the hell just like
toss a sentence or two into the end of one of your posts so I don't have to read it alright yeah good thanks
satorimanga is the slayer of neutrality and non-opinions god

nah man, ms paint for lyfe, dude...
that rotation there came from 15 minutes of rotating the snip in google docs and comparing it with the template and then seeing I got it wrong again because ms paint has the limitation and I literally don't know an alternative application, bro...
I'm, like, gonna be, a real microsoft painter, brosnowboard, it's my dream...

the only way to save kogasa is to let her go
feed her the 5 years old bagel you get from defeating shameimaru, and she will pass on to the afterlife, her zombified body immediately decomposed by the bagel's mold to prevent further suffering
"are you surprised...?"
"no, I'm spong E. Lavodor"
"aw shit...."

ost with kira miki on it is the best one of the three I have so much taste I can taste my taste buds and they're saying "dude go see a doctor this isn't normal"

catherine is not on sale no more man you have missed out on the #1 best persona game featuring binsento san the non-silent-teenager protagonist

hide yo wai hide yo kih 'cause even the box art made people embarrassed to buy it (also after a playthrough or two you can fully comprehend and suffer through the 4 hour long DSP compilation)


favorite themes thread post:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPUkfDj8bs

[Aeon]

there it is, the end of page 2 of favorite themes. it was an incredible journey and i would like to thank all of our participants thus far for helping to create this:

moon:
yeah it probably would not affect the majority of gensokyo, but if you were having a good time looking at the stars and then remembered "hey that moon is fake!" wouldn't you want to blast the chump who did it into next tuesday
it is hard to tell if it just affects gensokyo or the earth as a whole, but if it was global i can imagine that causing some major issues down the line with astronomy (still doesn't matter to gensokyo)
although i guess some magic draws on the moon if you're like patchouli or maybe marisa? no idea

blocking:
i've gotten used to walking backwards but dedicated block button would be better for those specific circumstances you mentioned which i think happen often enough to warrant it. also if someone jumps over you and attacks sometimes there is a window where it is impossible to block since you turn around later than they jump over you in most fighting games (that i've played)

illegal investigator komeiji:
i will go ahead and start keeping up with it later to inform you of any mima-related developments. personally i'm actually counting on my new theory which is that the culprit is blue kogasa's true soul that was banished to hell, trying to claw her way back to a world of the living and seek vengeance against the wind tribe

ms paint adventures:
you're incredible, the vator, simply incredible. i never woulda thought you had it in you to conquer the powerful google docs after the already viscous mspaint. jack of all trades master of all

my next favorite theme is this and the neo funky version of it

[spongelevator]

favorite themes may be over but pixel challenge hasn't even started (will be intense)
top 3 longest lewhnatic reyd thrueads nahmbur wannn
nahmbur teuw
nahmbur thurii

personally I am more entertained by the idea of dango as personal fake edible moons (you know they are fake because they aren't made of cheese) and the rabbits are either the same or too stupid to realize they've been living a lie
if they took THOSE away though ringo would already have dealt with the perp real smooth like

I would assume it wouldn't need to be the whole earth considering if any of the other effects of this incident or any other incidents reached the entire planet they would have far worse repercussions for it
the lunarians would only want to get to gensokyo in this situation and it's kinda like
detached whatever the hell from normal japan so unless it was somehow easier to cover it up for the whole planet including gensokyo I would think probably not
the biggest issue with no moon is not being able to use moonlight, the best pokemon 5pp mediocre recovery move that definitely isn't completely useless compared to any other recovery move and should be on every pokemon that can get it (in fact, make a team based around moonlight users)

down down x spam is a good block button use but if the opponent jumps over and attacks wouldn't backwards actually be better because you can move back and block at the same time
unless you mean in a corner which then yeah I am not willing to learn whatever the hell border escape just to play an average of one hour of soku every three months instead I will just play like wii party or something and make my mii peter griffin or hitler
honestly do not know or care enough about figtan game I care more about FITtan game where you fight a buff dragon or whatever the hell the third entry in the not-wii-fit-anymore line had

ok thanks I seriously cannot read another page of it
despite media usually going "first media consumed in a series is the favorite" satorimanga was my first and its story is honestly worse than the story of the new hifuu cd (get it get it haha get bent get bent)
maybe you are correct because of that gruesome murder scene in wild and horned hermit where kogasa forged needles for raymoo who then proceeded to greedily snatch up the needles, slaughtering their maker with no remorse and having the gall to feign innocence in the face of the yama

yeah it's me, the vator, the Vater (you are not the Vater!), the vador, the GATOR, master of word document and paint document, finder of knowledge in the recesses of built-in software

favorite themes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyJqz8p2Kqo
favorite themes:
to-ho

[carpet]

@sopeselevator I WANTO DAGO


- Carpet Industries, 1994-2022, liscened and copywrite free, channels, influencers, extraordinaires, visit Carpet.com for dango information.

This picture is low quality because someone took it on a low quality camera. I didn't take the picture so I
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so
sorry.

[spongelevator]

yes hello capeto it's me soap-sell-evator
I aruso wanto dango it issu beri tesuti andu I enjoi wiss shoyu
I am very sorry your game boy camera and game boy printer aren't performing as well as they used to back in the 90s but I'm sure we will all understand
I have also played tick tack toe on the dango (I won)

[Aeon]

CARPET my main MAN i cannot believe i am lucky enough to share these online hours with you
i would provide you dango if i knew anything about it other than the preliminary research my upcoming post necessitates
speaking of which very sorry sponge that i am leaving you in the dust in this moment i will cause a forum crime and double post later to respond properly with aforementioned partially-prepared text file

edit: sniped. classic way to lose at dango tac toe

[spongelevator]

yeah that's right bucko in fact I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move and win tick tack toe AGAIN

boom. utterly demolished. wholly destroyed beyond any hope of recovery. epicly owned, pwned, ROFLstomped, obliterated, turned into chicken nuggets and remade into dino buddies.
to make dangos you just get some glutinous rice flour and toss some water (or tofu if fancy) into dat 
then you boil your balls until they float to the top and get all smooth
forgot how they get the colors but this is how you make your carpet DAGO, his favorite food
ok to be honest I think my 11th grade english reading comprehension is slipping after two and a half years but I detected the words "post" and "crime" so I think whatever happens will be pretty kewell

carpet is gone :(((((((((

oh golly carpet back carpet is return
within one minute of saying this it happened

[Aeon]

dang, oh! (they named it that because that is the sound you make when you lose at tic tac tango)
yeah you could say im a bit of a noob. on occasion i do a bit of cringery. a lot of the time people ask me "why are you so trollable?" and i tell them it's nothing special i'm just born a slackjawed derp-pilled tic tac chump

the carpet is like a shooting star... make a wish while its there but it flickers out in an instant

[spongelevator]

it takes t(hree)wo to tango
try all new three-player tick tack tango! spill hot water on your foot when trying to play tick tack tango without a hazmat suit! for a limited time only, try out disgusting new flavors such as:
peanut butter dango
cheese and corn dango
prawn dango

my reputation for japery is legendary!

one more post and you are due for a prrrrrromotion
(edit two I can't read)

[carpet]

Thank you for teaching me how to make damgo. here is a rough draft of an original flavour of dago that is probably better than the usual flavour (pink, white, green, green, pink). 



Aeon is not included in this flavour because he lost at Ping Pang Pong. Aeon is like a shooting star because he needs yeast to rise like the dongo. 

- Carpet Industries, 1994-2022, liscened and copywrite free, channels, influencers, extraordinaires, visit Carpet.com for dango information.

[spongelevator]

I believe this flavor would be easier to achieve as it requires only a touch of splendavator
we can ship this out for a worldwide sensation

I am sorry that aeon cannot rise like the kikongo and must continue to drink fermented yeast to win at ping pang pong for the sega playstation 720 but believe me when I say he is a master at wii play cow racing minigame
he can hit ALL of the scarecrows without messing up ONCE without his yeast AND without his arms

[Aeon]

PREFACE: this post was half written before the carpet appeared. i hope it is still partially comprehensible

i dont even know what dango is. i just assumed they were some sort of mochi except
well. except nothing. i got no idea lemme look it up
90g rice flour 90g tofu 2tbs white sugar 1/4tsp matcha powder some food coloring
i cannot even imagine what flavor that turns out to be aside from mochi-like but i know i do not wanted to be pelted by them. no longer going for graze against ringo

you are entirely right it isn't necessary to do the whole earth, although the worst thing that could happen is that some dudes outside gensokyo guess that something funky is up if they did do it. guys at nasa do some investigating then its just one or two or twenty "have to meet with earth's political figures" event. that is actually pretty bad nevermind

moonlight i know that one ho ho lemme just punch it in to see what it does again


look at my ass still complaining about fairy type ten years later
free half hp a few times would be pretty good in most rpgs but in pokemon hp goes fast and even without type disadvantage youre gonna lose that faster than you get it. in all of the pokemon games i have played (most of em from gen 3-6) i've never found any status move other than swords dance and the true hit paralyze move to be useful in the slightest

when dudes jump over you in a fighting game ive had it so that theres a window in which it doesnt even matter which direction youre moving in since youre facing the wrong way and theyre behind you. unblockable or maybe im just really bad but i've tested it

the reason this post took so long was that i decided i would give cheating detective satori update, although i've now realized it's better to do that in the relevant thread so i will

[spongelevator]

dango is basically like a firmer rice cake except 90% of the ones purchasable in 'murica taste like a sugar ball as opposed to 75% of MURICA!mochi being tainted by ice cream because apparently people do that
probably far more likely to find a decent mochi place than a decent dango place considering everywhere I have been with more than two japanese stores also has a wagashi place (and does not sell dango for whatever anti-dango reason)
if you make at home it just tastes like a mildly sweet rice cake but making it do the soy sauce is so much a pain in the ass I just mentally combined three experiences with eating it to convince myself I have had a good one

lunar colony invaded, shamed after american "Billy Joe Smith" plays bowling on the moon

tfw fairy "buffs" poison types (and offensive steel) and then singlehandedly makes all dragons comically mediocre
the days of raindance kingdra are over
back in the gen 3 days when you needed three hits to kill opponent instead of one-third of a v-create
yeah buffs in pokemon are ass if they don't give either +2 to an offensive stat or you're using rhyperior in NU or whatever the hell (in single player this means +6 swords dance champion sweep) this is why I instead stack +4 tarukaja -4 rakunda and kill boss in one hit to entirely eliminate the turn-based experience from my third-person post-apocalyptic walking simulator
tfw odds to hit 90% thunder wave and 90% toxic are actually 50% instead of 98.1% (I have missed stone edge more times than you have used stone edge)

yeah I do not remember figntign game probably you are right I do remember being faced in the wrong direction many a time

ok now we wait for carpet so we can revert to chronological order

[lazulum]

I am tired enough that I misread this as "Favorite Elevator Theme" several times haha
Well, in any case, here is five hours of Touhou elevator/cafe themes:

[vance08]

I have plenty of favourites:
●stage 3 and 4 from MoF
●stage 2,3,4 and 5 and their respective boss themes from EoSD 
●stage 3 and 4 from PCB