ok since I do not really have anything of particular interest for this post I am just gonna strike while the iron's mildly warm (we are delicately heating a divine nectar) and make this reply right now (other one still gonna take a long ass time)
ok I did not care enough to actually look myself at any point (so this entire paragraph is gonna be "I read the wiki once and do not know") other than when I remembered marisa was able to use non-hakkero magic
I have no idea if the wiki is right or wrong and this applies to the entire paragraph because this is all non-sourced wiki information
but it said something like "marisa can use one of the highest levels of magic available to humans, possibly due to living in the forest of magic"
while sumireko was said to be able to teleport and use psychokinesis and many other things I would assume marisa would be using if they could be learned
no idea how the occult balls work so if that is the most important part and I am now realizing it probably is (don't want to rewrite paragraph lol) then you can disregard every word of this though
I only have like 5 interest in anything sumireko shows up in so I honestly have no idea the most I ever did was look at the wiki and think "man what"
honestly I don't know how the whole ability thing works in the first place because "everyone is supposed to have an ability" but then there are times when it just doesn't really make sense why or someone appears not to have one and they have to work for it
no idea
also with renko's ability one of the two parts of it is already (somewhat) achievable in real life from what I've heard
I forgot how so this could also be 100% false but it includes looking at a certain constellation and you should be pretty accurate (30-60 minute margin of error)
it does not matter here because renko can find the time exactly (but has to convert from GMT) so it clearly isn't the same at all but eh I mention because is pretty neat
also does sumireko move to kyoto for university I remember trying to find out how sumireko is related to kyoto and where she goes to university but neither of these things seemed to be mentioned at all even if I used very cool and brute forcey "kyoto" "sumireko"
eh I guess I find out in a very long time
I'm a formatting attorney!
when speaking of hell I mean "we know vaguely how the whole thing works but only a handful of actual parts of it"
we go there sometimes but not often
also both hell in real life mythology which is massive and hell in 2hus which honestly feels like "not gensokyo or lunar capital" is what I meant
with current 2hu knowledge exclusively the size is not noteworthy but the rest is
we know whatever the hell pong was and 17+.5 and that there is an old hell because it got too crowded and they had to make a new hell (however that works)
as well as characters that come from there and their relations to gensokyo
and there's political conflicts and financial problems but also lotsa freedom down there
there's enough for
something and for there to be
some amount of curiosity but all ZUN gonna do is make some strange goat child and say "take it or leave it"
most of the wacky stuff I think was in interviews or something but it's been too long for me to care to find them to put here so I will care about it again in 6 months perhaps
that or I just read a wikipedia on the actual thing and imagine newhus in there instead of waiting 10 years to realize it's gonna stay "mildly noteworthy place that won't be expanded upon"
if you want big but worthless take uhhhhhhhhhhh sanzu river it's infinitely big and there's just shinigami and dead fish (more on dead fish later)
hakurei shrine god's identity honestly feels like a "not enough information to care"
I know there's probably like 500000000 pages of innanet discushon about it but we know pretty much nothing
it's entertaining to talk about as long as nobody actually expects it to go anywhere but then again that could go for like every single unexplained thing in (or even not in) 2hus this one just concerns a protagonist and I am more interested in whether MEDICINE MELANCHOLY can cause an OPIUM EPIDEMIC in gensokyo
and also what was up with the yin yang orb in google "atari breakout" do we just disregard that with the new "magatama lady found a fishing hook and made it into a weapon" or what because I remember theories about the hakurei god based on yin yang orb
at least magatama lady is a kool kustomer
all I can really say about it is "hakurei god is actually the shrine itself except this is all happening within a dream happening within a dream" and now I'm the winner haha chump you didn't pinch yourself to make sure
I gonna go drink a water
ok I'm back
honestly when it comes to maeli baeli han I find her more interesting than any of the theories because they always focus on "melly is yukarin!!!!!???????" except some sort of connection (almost certainly them being the same person) results in her being referred to as "proto-yukari" by many
like come on we have this weird foreigner from a lineage of weird people who see weird stuff in a weird world and we gotta focus on the yukalin again for the 2151th time
if it has to be this way it can even be focusing more on the process of this transformation instead of reading a 10 page long argument on time travel and parallel universes in half an A press because it would become intriguing in a different way
anyway my theorie is that mally=yukan=renk and they're all the same person at the same time but ZUN just likes to play games and he is an UNRELIABLE NARRATOR so he makes us believe there are three but truly humanity is all one and the same
ok I looked at the lenen thing and if there is nothing to say about that I guess I understand the hell thing well enough now
though it might just be there's nothing to talk about it because lenen is usually regarded as "the most popular touhou alternative" so you're only gonna find people talking about it where they talk about 2hus
and since all touhou forums are dried up lenen is already dead I dunno you tell me
if this is the case though could it be less "there's nothing to say about it" and more "nobody bothered thinking anything of it"
as someone who does not want to find out I can say with confidence "uh whuhh I dunno lol"
the thing keeping ME from talkin about the apparent polar bears within mugenri is the main girl looks like a god damn patapon and its other "touhou alternative" competition includes seihou where we have a lovely cactus-powered toaster created by revolver ocelot and if it's western it must be taking place in the US of A take that polar bears can't beat the red white and blue
I think the reading comprehension part of my brain has been damaged because I literally cannot comprehend the part that comes after the mugenri thing so I'm just gonna act like that isn't there okay friend
aint gensokyo arguably plagued by way more issues nowadays than before
earlier it was just "some moron caused an issue that lasted for a day or two and then they drank" if you disregard the los angeles-like DiPP but now it's political religious moral complication the moon will literally genocide you if you don't bring them a bucket of chicken every day at 17:30 sharp type stuff
obvious blatant exaggeration but methinks, perhaps, the tickle of opposition within my want-to-grill mind, states that, by any chance, gensokyo may or may not be in a less peaceful state in the current day than before, if you will excuse my insolence and feeble conjecture, and this would mean that gensokyo is not, truly, in a more peaceful time than its earlier years
(japes aside this abominable sentence now has me wondering about really old gensokyo and what THAT was like despite the complete lack of information about it)
I know not the identity of this tsubasa wo kudasai but I am sorry to say we spend our time dismantling nukes so that we can (legitimately) unlock the disarmament cutscene and definitely not have some random guy make it play a few times every year so people can say "eh good enough" so we will have to take away her plutonium and uranium supplies my deepest apologies for this
2hu has usually been good about giving enough information to do things with but not enough to know everything 100% though it doesn't really seem to "work" anymore
specifically with the new casts that get nothing despite being in pretty close to the same circumstances as early windows
yet the existence of the (more developed) early-mid windows results in those getting way more fanwork anyway??? I do not comprehend
obviously there's the stuff that came early and then went from "ambiguous" to "wrong compared to canon" but there's still way more stuff of those games being made anyway and it's pretty common to see canon be ignored so honestly I'm not even sure how much the mystery truly plays into it anymore (or perhaps a certain level of mystery is required which is why 2hus only got big around 2006-2008 when manga and artbooks started happening more)
also no I am not one of those "if it's not canon it's garbo" I literally do not care I think inaba&inaba is the best worst most mediocre 2hus manga and seeing the watatsukis (who are under constant surveillance and suspicion) come to eientei (the one place they should never, ever go) for a gag visit is 100% good but it is strange to see
did not play ctc do not want to play ctc but almost everything I've heard about it past the year of 2007+1 strikes it once for going against canon even at the time and strikes it twice for using the tiny bit of canon it used poorly (also ending is a no no)
it honestly sounds dead on arrival and considering that it blew up in america having one of the first actually quality fangame translations at the birth of a trend (2007) yet caught not one gaze in the land of glorious nihon aint doing it any favors no siree
my entire post is gonna read like I am contrarian for the sake of being contrarian but this is not my intention I am just a sponge I do not know what I am doing seriously
sips yakult
crushes yakult out of plane of existence with 999kg grip strength
I do not know the undertale I "played" it the same way persona 5 fans "played" persona 5 back in the year of 2011+4 after my mother 3 friend told me "hey this guy who made mother 3-1 hack is making new game" because all I had was a chromebook too old to get any more chrome updates with a whopping 4gb of ram allowing it to show me the desktop of ubuntu and then freeze
I do vaguely recall the amalgamate lab though and when a game has a lab you know shit's gonna go down and in that game it did
chimera lab from mother 3 except now instead of humorous dogfish you get spawn of satan dog with 12 legs (pascal the dog is here)
I literally do not know what the rest is so I will say (skip)
don't need to take a break buddy (breaks arm) (unbreaks arm) (drinks entire gallon jug of milk)
fighting games were cool for that I do not remember or care what I said about them so instead of understanding your response I will ask why the modern fighting games have no FLOOR I want a FLOOR what will we ever do without our soft, reliable friend that is the carpet holding us all up
because of this, I'm sorry, I just, I just can't... I just can't like to-ho-fifteen-point-five... not after what they did... the carpet we've lost... the actually good cast we lost... the functional netplay we lost... it's like they're all still there... you feel it too, don't you?
honestly I was thinking about that the other day how games where you can use more than like
two damn characters are always better regardless of series
in 2hu mainline you get to use in most cases 2-4 characters (only one at a time) and pretty much never get to play as anyone other than the protagonists with the exceptions being fighting games and PoFV
and that sucks
sure I can still choose sanny but that won't make up for a game with a big but not too big cast of characters (monster collecting games have too many, the genre is fine but in this example they aint cutting it) where you can learn about all of them and use whoever you want even if it turns out every character you like sucks because that's just how things go
routes also nice especially when you can choose from the beginning and they actually change more than like two lines of dialogue though god forbid there's like 20 of them and you need to play all of them to know what happened
『OKINA』: yeah I don't know either lol I will just try to make something out of what you said because I aint scrollin up
when they say "yukari 2" it's basically she's taken over the roll of gensokyo's "pain in the ass"
doing all the mastermind nonsense, has a gap-like power, physically looks similar (well not the clothes but you know), mysterious, a sage
the main difference I can think of is that okina is actually confirmed to be very powerful
but ZUN seems to make her way too similar for people not to think that and especially since yukarin! hasn't done anything noteworthy or been particularly relevant in a while
I do not know who you mean with early windows themes but considering my way with words
(verwell
I do not know what that means)
I will assume this gratuitous award is directed towards yours truly and accept it gladly
yeah I heard centipede theme it's one where I can't tell if I like it or not because it sounds almost familiar and then not familiar
she has a very cool hair though so that must mean her theme is good
all I know about lisa is my friend told me to play it four and a half years ago so I put 1.2 hours in it and got terry hintz and I knew I had seen the peak and it wouldn't get any better from here
no I will not play the rest I have seen the light and the light told me to not play steam games and play 3ds games instead
you know what my favorite theme is? do ya? you think you know my favorite theme, huh? you think you'se a smart guy, you'se a funny guy? well mr. funnypants, I can tell ya, I don't play by the rules. favorite themes, favorite themes deluxe, it's all the same to me! so, comedian-in-the-making, here it is, provided by carpet the great to our audience of jokers:
nah all post is post as long as it's not randomly generated toho storylines it is good
I am sponge I soak up words and then look like a balled up newspaper
why? because it's funny lol
my favorite theme is when the story is about "be nice person" because then you get to see the dog at the end of the game and the dog isn't dead because you didn't punch a guy in the face who 15 years later would cause the conception and result in the implosion of the milky way galaxy
I don't know what a rhodes piano is but I know rhode island
yeah that is literally the only thing I have to say to your post I am sorry
at least I didn't bring up quahog (oh wait I just did)
hello carpet I am glad to see you speak of sumimeganekko
I'll be honest, I forgot she was a wooden youkai
I've heard of metal youkai, earth youkai, water youkai, fire youkai, but I forgot about the fifth important wooden youkai that relies on resilience to fight back against the dastardly magic-using youkai
picking your element at the beginning of the game is an important choice and I usually went for metal because I liked the exclusive boss (yuyuko) more, but fighting okina after the heart-wrenching wooden-mage cutscene is quite the experience too
seems like aeon has to play another 4 or 3 or 2 or 1 routes, huh? aeon aeon aeon, didn't even play the fire route where you fight against sumikenko after her betrayal...
hello carpet I am glad to see you speak of ten thousand minceraft worlds
I do not think you should tell us the mysteries of gensokyo because that would open a rift which would cause the majority of mankind to perish as the now-invincible youkai flood the earth in revenge
though ten thousand fish and ten thousand chocolate bars sounds nice
what will it be? are fish friends, or food?
perhaps ten thousand fish is a lifetime of flounder, or but a few shirasu-don
it depends, really. would you get all the fish at once? would it be able to spoil? or would you be able to get it whenever you want with a limit?
with the information given, it could be an amazing bargain, or an utter catastrophe. where would the fish show up? would they crush the roof? can I share?
with the current risks, I don't think I could accept the offer. I change my mind. in the worst case scenario, the fish have crushed us, and everything will smell awful when it inevitably rots in a few days without proper refrigeration and sanitation.
if the fish are alive we can pick a critically endangered species like the pondicherry shark to create ten thousand of (though this may cause other issues, it is preferable to ten thousand pounds of rotting flesh)
ten thousand chocolate bars is much less of a risk, though. you can get ten thousand ritter sport bars and sell them for a good price. they would last for years and in the event that they crush your room, you can sell them for $3 each and make $30000 excluding the effort going into selling them, likely enough to improve the room drastically.
hello carpet I am glad to see you miss ol spubleotu
I have waited two months for your return and seeing you lively makes this old dish cleaning apparatus proud
my favorite plant is the cactus (if I do not have to go near it)
my favorite animal is the Pyrococcus furiosus because those little guys are intense
my favorite country is antartica because nobody will bother you there if you want to become a l33t n33t g4m3r
my favorite ethnicities are Anti-Shadow Suppression Weapons, human model combat-robots, lilim, Pleasant-type City Subjugation Weapons, and any other toasters because they can toast bagels and shoot any rabid amazon package drones that try to attack the fort with alexa electromagnetic pulse technology
my favorite book is nekomonogatari black because I enjoy the part where I did not read a book in three years and then got to see "I want to lick the wound where your dad hit you"
I hope you are satisfied with these answers carpet I know you are still thinking and I am too but we all think so keep thinking and you'll always be thinking
thanka you so much for to reading my post!
it may sound like I am pissed or something but nah I just decided to make the entire post half-assed japes and very exaggerated so I could reply to carpet sooner but I was too late :( apparently three hours late good lord
BUT I also do not want to redo it so I'm posting it anyway
good god 3377 words
if this took 3 hours then I think expect the longpost in a bit longer than I said because I'll probably put aside a day to make it
no shortening, no high fructose corn syrup, 100% genuine uncut longpost is baking
ok I thought it was the 10th-15th but it's the 18th end of month my ass I suppose it will just done when it is