Hi, I'm a Touhou fan from New Jersey (Read 135 times)

[cirnowithablunt]

Does Cirno can? 

Last played on easy mode: 4/14/2009

[spongelevator]

Nehw Joyzee: the place ya go wen Nue Yohkk stahts cuttin' 'nto ya bujjet

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{guhbuyy nehw yoahkkk}
I miss black and white cookie :(

[cirnowithablunt]

Nov 11, 2021 5:11:25 GMT spongelevator said:

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Nehw Joyzee: the place ya go wen Nue Yohkk stahts cuttin' 'nto ya bujjet

SPOILER: Click to show

{guhbuyy nehw yoahkkk}
I miss black and white cookie

What?

Last played on easy mode: 4/14/2009

[spongelevator]

Yo no hablo inglés

gomen nasai yo no hablo inglés friend

best wishes,
Spongelevator

[Aeon]

hmmm. a worthy challenger. very well, i allow this post to rise me from my slumber.
pray tell, "cirno with a blunt", when was the last time you last played touhou on normal mode?

various pleasantries,

Aeon

[cirnowithablunt]

Nov 11, 2021 6:03:05 GMT Aeon said:

hmmm. a worthy challenger. very well, i allow this post to rise me from my slumber.
pray tell, "cirno with a blunt", when was the last time you last played touhou on normal mode?

various pleasantries,

Aeon

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I'm 
Last played on easy mode: 4/14/2009

[spongelevator]

Dear cirnowithablunt,

You ask "Does Cirno can?" This does not make any sense unless the assumption is made that you are referring to Cirno's personal abilities to play on easy mode. You are Cirno. You also possess a cigar filled with cannabis, also known as a blunt. Therefore, I have reasonable belief that this question applies to yourself, spoken in the third person.

You state in your signature and your profile that you have last played "TouHou on easy mode" on 4/14/2009. The fourteenth of April, 2009, was 4,593 days ago, specifically 110,255 hours, 9 minutes, and 46 seconds ago. You have not played "TouHou" on easy mode for over 11 years. I believe this will prove to be problematic: Let me explain.

Before I continue, let me make the assumption that you have not played easy mode in over 11 years not because you have played normal, hard, lunatic, extra, or phantasm, but because you have not played "TouHou" in over 11 years. I believe this assumption to be true because if you had played "TouHou" on normal, hard, lunatic, extra, or phantasm, it is likely you would have told us when you last played on normal, hard, lunatic, extra, or phantasm instead of easy. But you have not, so my conclusion is that you have only ever played on "TouHou" easy mode, meaning you have not played "TouHou" since April 14th, 2009.

The moment one ceases to practise a skill, their abilities slowly begin to decay. You must play "TouHou" on easy mode regularly to retain your abilities. You have failed to do so in over 11 years.
A child returning to school from summer is likely to lose significant academic ability in the span of only two months. You have not played easy mode in over 150 months.
Alternatively, a person who wakes up from a coma will find themself unable to walk or remember how to do things they did before. This is due to the period of time they had not walked or stood up; in your case, this would apply to pressing shift, z and x on the left of your keyboard, and the arrow keys on the right. Your trained, muscular easy mode fingers have certainly atrophied over time.

You have not played "TouHou" for 11 years. This means you are unlikely to be able to use your fingers at all, as the playing of "TouHou" is one of few tasks to ever require the use of fingers. This would make you unable to play "TouHou" on easy mode, as you no longer have fingers with which to make this attempt.

Even more alarming is the fact that you have not played "TouHou" for such an extended period of time. As you opened "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil" for the first time, you agreed to bow down to our all-knowing Lord ZUN as your savior and, humbled by his generosity of developing and providing you a copy of "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil", complete the aformentioned title on the "Lunatic" difficulty, beginning on easy mode as a first step. You never went past this step and have spit on his outreaching hand by refraining from fulfilling your end of the contract for 11 years. Have some shame.

Therefore, I believe the answer to your query ("Does Cirno can?") is no. You cannot.

Huggies and kissies from mom,
Spongelevator

[cirnowithablunt]

Nov 11, 2021 6:30:27 GMT cirnowithablunt said:

Nov 11, 2021 6:03:05 GMT Aeon said:

hmmm. a worthy challenger. very well, i allow this post to rise me from my slumber.
pray tell, "cirno with a blunt", when was the last time you last played touhou on normal mode?

various pleasantries,

Aeon

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I'm 
Last played on easy mode: 4/14/2009

Apologies, Aeon. I misread your post. The last time I played on normal mode was 5/16/2010. It was for my friend's birthday.

Last played on easy mode:
4/14/2009