TOUHOUFEST (Read 345 times)

[Aeon]

one feburary from now,
there shall be a great gathering
it shall be called
TOUHOUFEST
and it shall be of plenty

april 29th, somewhere in LA. sure is convenient for me, and good that it is because i'll be going to and from it for both of its days and for the secret bonus day 0.
what will they have? i dunno!
who will be there? i dunno! and odyssey eurobeat
there's gonna be cosplay, panels, dudes selling art, what have you
i mentioned this in the thread about my game but i'll have a booth there where you can get a (wow) real physical copy of an unfinished game! (it will be as vertical slicey as it can be)
all those touhou jams have also flung me into some sort of upper echelon so i'm actually also going to be on one of the panels talking about development stuff. awesome

unfortunately it looks pretty well-organized and all. i'll have to find some other way to experience a dashcon

[spongelevator]

haha oops

it may not be a dashcon but you can still maximize enjoyment by importing the games and scalping people, selling the games for approximately 500% of their value to those with much wealth in hand and little wealth in their head

for business reasons of course

japes aside neat I will look at the inevitable 10 minute long video produced afterward detailing the event generated via youtube channel with 10k subscribers

[Aeon]

calculated capitalism winning machine right there
ten minute long video by 10k man will actually be produced by a guy i know so. enjoy
i will also enjoy parts of it via video because i will be working the stalls too hard to see everything
and paying for the booth and merch and discs isnt gonna leave me with too much to buy other stuff with
but whatcha gonna do huh cant have everything

[spongelevator]

neat hopefully the person uploading it isn't internet historian

other than dashcon and just a normal con and con men and also congress and concentrate only con I ever saw was decade old reitaisai images so it will be quite the something

[Aeon]

oh my god im so tired. 16 hours. it was great. posting more later

[HatsuneeMiku]

omg aeon on the touhoufest..,,

[vance08]

I would love to partecipate! Too bad i don't live in america...

[HatsuneeMiku]

A magical portal to Gensokyo
Have TOUHOUFEST for the rest of your life
An eternity!

[spongelevator]

haha! you have fallen right into the hakurei barrier! in america!

[vance08]

If only travelling was as easy as this

[spongelevator]

you just gotta extract yourself to the desired location via wormhole only costs 850000 gmp

[vance08]

Nah man i ain't payin all that money, the moriya portal is more economic!

[spongelevator]

ok there is only one other method I heard this from my uncle's nephew's sister's neighbor's distant generational reincarnation relative who works at team shanghai alice so I can assure you this is 100% pristine and accurate info

you have to circle your nearest shrine ten times then talk to the monk in the shrine five times and then this rock eight times but only from the backside not the front

and then save your game and load it and talk to the monk again
he will then tell you it's the 120th year since the hakurei barrier was put up and he will let you go to the back of the shrine where you meet yukari and she will gap you into gensokyo
anyway leave a like and comment and suscribe next time I will tell you how to farm ipads in muenzuka

[vance08]

My great great uncle's friend's cousin's brother' grandfather's dad told me that this method doesn't work! All you have to do is to put a sanae fumo on an altar, make a circle of piss around it, then set it on fire and then you will get your portal

[spongelevator]

ok I can see that working though it is an intricate method only ever pondered by scholars and never attempted in experiments
the thread used to sew the fabric of the fumo together is very similar to the strings in high level theoretical physics which contain large amounts of energy and are constantly vibrating
thus the piss from the balls wets the fumo and the incredible power stored within the threads will cause the piss stains to evaporate instantaneously, leaving behind only a desiccated husk unfit to house the fallen beings within
upon burning the remains the sanae is exorcised and you can follow the spirits into gensokyo

of course this is entirely on paper and has yet to be tested by humans due to the incredible risk of potentially ending up falling into the exoplanet 1SWASP J140747.93−394542.6 aka super saturn (not to be confused with sega saturn) and being vaporized 4.106*10^15 kilometers from home or suffering an infinite amount of suffering within a black hole or perhaps other unsavory locations such as a walmart in america
so I will still say the method of my great great great grandfather's brother's dog's vet's aunt's son, the conqueror genghis khan, with over 200 likes and only 5 dislikes(haters), is more likely to land you where you wanna be square in the middle of the human village